Ahem, I believe I can shed some light on this subject.

A few minutes of seal-torture, involving loft-tossing that "accidentially" fell a bit short and resulted in a certain seal getting his head smacked against a wall several times, revealed some shocking secrets from the Stuffed Underground.

Dudley the Duck is a crime lord!! He runs a shadow organization of disgruntled (but highly trained) stuffed animals who are bitter at the attention lavished upon kitties. They also do not appreciate the drool that they are subjected to by these same kitties. Be on your guard! There is a stuffed operative in almost every kitty-keeping household! Their goal is to make us think that our sweet angel darlings are unbearably naw-tee. Why, just the other night I heard a CRASH in the other room, and went in to see what had happened. I found a lamp and a telephone lying on the floor (when they ought to have been on the dresser), and a very sweet and OBVIOUSLY innocent Barliman batting his eyelashes at me. Further inspection revealed a small stuffed unicorn sitting suspisciously close the the scene of the crime. Ricky "The Horn" Pointyhead, as I discovered his name to be, has suffered some indignities at the paws of the household kitties. I must obtain further proof before prosecuting, but Pointyhead is being held for questioning. A break in the case just might lead to the apprehension of Dudley "The Boss" Duck.