What a most excellent cat story on your male pet's website! You write very well, Simon - or did you teach your human to take dictation? Considering the trouble they had with "Mrrrrrrgh", I'd bet you typed it yourself while they were away. No, Simon, that's not a midget - that's a boy - and lucky you are to have adopted him! They are younger than the big humans, and tend to be more tune with felines. I find it interesting you haven't branded him yet! (They call it a "scratch" but I know what it really is! Grasshopper confided in me!)
Well, hope your day was wonderful, and you have many, many more!