Originally posted by RICHARD
I got it from my dad, the milkman and the postman.
Good answer!!!!
I think I told this story before but here goes again for the newbies.

About 8 years ago we had a new person start at work. I was a "bit heavier" back then and when introduced to her she asked me when I was "due".

I quickly calculated and said, "mid-November, but I'm not sure who the baby's father is. I'll be able to tell by the colour of the baby." Her mouthed dropped and she walked away in a huff.

I love it......