"well i have a problem with my fish jumping up on the counters every once in a while. i think they just want attention though beause they jump down as soon as i yell at them. i've tried punishing them by locking them in thier aquarium but nothing works! what should i do?"

Maybe you should get a cat. Our Agamemnon prefers to drink out of the little goldfish bowl on the kitchen half-wall, even though the cats have a flowing water fountain and filtered water. We're waiting to see which happens first: whether Agamemnon will accidentally lap up the fish, or if the fish will mistake Agamemnon's tongue for his goldfish flakes.

I'll try to get a picture of him next time.