I have 5 kleenex shredders. I also have allergies, so there are vulnerable kleenexes in boxes and wastebaskets all over the house. I try to keep them out of reach, but somehow one of the kids finds them and DESTROYS them regularly. I do have one sock thief. He's never destroyed one, just carries them around.

As long as they leave my shoes alone, I'm OK. Kleenexes don't cost as much as my shoes do.