Originally posted by jenluckenbach
OH Cubby, can you look beyond my tainted past? Last year I was a young girl and my valentine took me to the nearest dumpster and he said ALL good kitties "do it" on this day and that I should cooperate and give hime some. I was alone in the world and I SO wanted to be loved, but all he did was get me pregnant and left me on my own. If it wasn't for my mom's efforts I'd have had the babies out on the street, all alone. But I am now looking for my first REAL valentine who will not take advantage of me. Could that be you?
Bonnie
You mean I was the product of a ruffian taking advantage of you? Oh, mom! I promise to be a good guy and never ever take advantage of a girl. I will always treat them with respect and dignity. I hope you find a man to treat you like that because you certainly deserve it!

PS: You look very pretty sitting there on that chair! Its good to see that I look a lot like you and not that awful Tom!

Your loving Son,
Pouncer