Dad sed NEET-O!

He's alluz *thinkin* bout gettin wunna thoze here in Oh-Hi-Yo,
but we fink he's too cheep ta spring fur it!

He figgers there isn't anudder *dim-wit* inna State that would
want one - but they want too much $$ munnie fur
"special plates".

Now we wunder How Many *Phredz* there are??
(Guess there's at least TWO of 'em!