I didn't think I had any.... but I remember one now!

In high school, one of my best buddies invited me to a out-of-town concert with her church. The night before our departure, I get a call from the youth minister (A) to make sure I was still going and (B) to give me a list of items that I might want to bring.... a bathing suit was one (hotel had a pool/hot tub). My one-piece didn't fit anymore --and, being February, I couldn't exactly go out and buy one-- so I took my two piece (made similar to boardshorts & a crop top-- it was NOT one of the skimpier numbers).

Once there, my buddie's sister and her crew wanted to go swimming but they couldn't w/ out someone 18 yrs +. I was only a few days away from 18, so I volunteered to take them. My buddie said she had to call her mom/dad and then she'd be down to help babysit/swim.

So, I'm in the bathroom changing. Got the shorts on, no problem. Tried to put the top on and the zipper (which runs the full length of the front) is not working....it seems to be broke! I fiddle with it and finally get it zipped. Tugged on it a bit to make sure it was going to stay. It did.

We go down to the pool...which has lights underneath the water and is swarming w/ the guys from our trip. My buddie's sis and I get in the pool while the other girls head for the hottub. Buddie's sis wanted to race, so we get against the wall, she yells "GO!" and we're off! Only.... so is my top! The zipper broke on the first stroke/movement of my arms & revealed everything!