Wardrobe Malfunctions

[joycenalex]

i have two stories to share...right after i finished xray school i was on a job interview; i was pretty broke and needed the job. i spent money on a nice pair of dress black heels to go with my skirt and blouse, my underwear tho was...clean but aged, and i'm rather busty. during the seated across from the director portion of the interview i feel my left bra strap break in the back. part of me starts to slide south, while the rest of me remains stationary. i lean to the left so that i can 'prop' my escaping breast into/on my arm. after several more minutes of conversation, the director wants to tour the center...uh.....i pick up my protfolio in my left hand and clutch it to my bosom. must of worked, i got the job and did spend part of the first check on new bras .
another xray job i was the saturday morning darkroom film runner. i was going to lunch with a friend when i got off at 1, so i was wearing a top and a tie in front wrap around skirt with a big bowtie. darkrooms are dark, there is only a 15 watt red lightbulb in the far ceiling light fixture so the xray films don't get fogged by too much light. filmbins store the to be used film, the film bin opens sort of like a drawer that closes automatically to keep the film safe from accidental light exposure. yep, i caught the big bow tie in the drawer and managed to untie myself from my skirt and as i turned away from the film drawer to place the film into the automatic processor. there i was, skirtless in the darkroom. i felt a draft.... now i just wear scrubs no matter what i'm doing later