Here are some of the funny responses from Crazy About Cats:

If a dog is around, humble it. Do something bad (knock over a lamp, for instance), then make sure the dog gets blamed.

If you people are having a dinner party, make sure you walk in each one of the plates on the table before they sit down.

Once the dinner party is over, don't forget to lick the butter!

When the man at the hardware store says "no cat can claw through this screen door" make sure you prove him wrong.