Shane and I have discussed this during arguments. Funnily enough, the logistical nightmare of splitting up the pets usually ends the original argument!

The only firm things we could agree on were he'd get Schnaggles and Jasmine, and I'd get Mini and Buffy. But ... Jasmine and Mini are a pair and must stay together, as do the dogs. Mini also loves Tabasco, but Tabasco is also very close to Pickles, who is quite chummy with Jasmine these days, so it's all too hard. Shane said he'd live in the shed and come and visit - much easier