Phred, I sooo look forward to your posts!

"examining back of eyelids while pointing head at TV box"
"hand paws"
"turned on the hisser and the growler reel loud"
"knives"
"has he got mad cow disease?"
"headbone"
"nerbs"

These were the ones that made tears come out of my eyes I was laughing so hard! This doesn't even count all the others that made me laugh out loud! If only you weren't a cat, I would ask you to marry me!