Furst:
We pullz in atta Dawg & Kat Krunchie Shop ~
Dad staggurz out wiffa BIG Bag of our Krunchies -
Put er rite here onna back seet, Dad.
NUTZ! He put it inna trunk.
Possiblee, kuz da LAST Tyme he pun it onna back seet,
baggie hadda lil (OK - *BIG*) *HOLE* innit when we gotz home.
He went back in; kame out wiffa lil baggie. Tossed dat onna frunt seet.
Bears furder inspekshun onna next stop...

Next:
He'z inna Dollur Store -
Cinnerz - check dat lil baggie out -
smellz like ded grass...
Yeah Smoke; stinks like DOPE fur da Kat.
Dad runz out an *smushez* a Phunnie Hat on SmokeMutt's hed??
Runz back in an comz out wiffa baggie... ??
Sumhow *doubt* we're gonna be too *thrilled* wiff
whut'z in dat wun...

Then it wuz on to Wally'z-Joint:
We wuz makin Zzzzzz's when he com'd back an *popz* da trunk.
No ideer whut went in...

Headed Home:
*sniff* *sniff*
Hey Smoke ~ Did Dad stuff a KOW inna trunk??
*SNIFF* SNIFF*
Dunno... sorta *smellz* like a Moo-KOW in here...
*sniff* *SNIFF* *SNIFFFFFF*

Gotz home an stuff'd da traktur kar in itz room;
Dad ses Wait here! an startz unloadin da *stuff*...

Later - UppyStairz...
Kat'z *sniffin*... den vanishez...
Suddinlee frumma BunkRoom...
*KLATTER* *KLINK* *Kee-RASH*

Dad an Us passed da Kat inna hallway - he wuz heded East
(Earz FLAT; Tailbone STRAIT OUT an *fluffed up*
bout three timez normul size);
Kat moovin purdy FAST!

We dash inna BunkRoom; snap da lites on an OMG!
Dad sed a buncha NawTee Wurdz...
den started pickin up ALLUA JUNQUE dat WUZ on toppa hiz dressur...
that wuz skattered all ober da floor.
Best we kan figger, da Kat uzed hiz *sniffer* ta track down
hiz Chrissmus Dope Bag - which Dummie Dad had put inna top
dressur drawer. Kat musta been on top leanin ober werkin on openin
da drawer. Lost hiz balance an started fallin...
Musta got snarled up inna charger kord fur Dad'z Fiur Radio...
Radio went ober da edge a drug all *stuff* off wiff it!
Dope Bag went inna klozit.

MUCH Latur (bout dark:thirty)...
*sniff* *SNIFF*
*sniff* *SNIFF*
*SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNIFFITY-SNIFFFFFFF*
HEY, SMOKE! I *found it*!
Zzzz..zzt. huh? Found WHUT?
Da KOW! It'z inna klozit! K'mere!

*sniff* *SNIFF* **SNIFF-SNIFF-SNIFF-SN*
QUIET!!
GO TO SLEEP!!

Uhhhhhh-Ohhhhh...
We better Kool It... Dad soundz a lil *tense*...
We kan werk on da klozit door tamorrow...
*NITE*, Dad!