Originally posted by lbaker
I know what you mean. I remember one time -
uh um
nevermind
What's worse?

Seeing the ember fall and melt thru the clothing?

OR

Being blissfully unaware you could be a candidate for the local burn ward?



I vote for wars with burning tobacco sticks.
It's more personable and people won't be able to run around the battlefield due to shortness of breath.

Just think....

"I think I'll smoke a ciggie before this battle."
or "I don't have a light, let me ask those guys over there...." or "Hey, YOU! Do you have an extra ciggie????"

That usually is followed by a drink or cup of coffee.....A peek at the newspaper or a nap and then it's time for another ciggie!!!

No more war.