I speak English and Afrikaans (very similar to Dutch). Also a smattering of French and a tiny bit of Arabic.

And gibberish (where you take the first letter of the word, put it at the end and add "ay" - so Pet Talk would be "etpay alktay" and my name is uliejay! You should try it - its really FUN - my kids and I speak it sometimes and we get some strange looks!!