1. Do you have any superstitions?

Not really, although I sometimes *knock on wood* LOL But mostly it's as a joke.

2. What "trendy" saying makes you want to hurl or cause violence?

"Man that's so sweet" "Sweet _______" (car, bike, object)
Sweet is a flavor people!!

3. What musical instrument would you love to play?

Guitar

4. Why haven't you learned (how to play the instrument from question 3)?

I'm lazy, maybe one day I'll take lessons.

5. What weekend plan are you most looking forward to?

*yawn* How about some sleep. And hanging out with the pooches, lots of walks in the off leash. And well have some cleaning to do, but not looking forward to that.

6. How many pairs of sunglasses do you own?

Zero

7. Do you have any bumper stickers?

I don't have a car, heck I don't even have a licence, but yes I do have a bumper sticker. I don't know that I'd ever put it on a car if I had one but it looks nice in my room. It says:
Happiness is a Shetland Sheepdog.

8. Have you ever been busted belching or picking your nose in public?

Belching, probably.

9. What is your favorite pizza topping?

Meat.

10. What Reality TV show would you most like to be on?

None. I don't like them.