True Confessions- (possible adult content PAC)

[Andie]

Originally posted by RICHARD
I broke the nail on my big toe......I went for two days before the pain was SOOOO bad I had to go see the doctor.......I did lie about it to my boss and told her that I ran it over with a cart...which led to the safety and security department investigation......I had to fill out forms and submit a paper on ways to 'work' safely....I don't know what was more painful.....the toe, lying about the incident or
having to fill out all those papers....

I started working the midnight shift about a month ago and always about 5 in the morning I run over my feet with a 50 lb. pallet jack. Don't know how this happens because I always pull the thing behind me but every morning: BAM! Right over the top of both my feet. Thankfully there is hadly anything on them most of the time. I don't think my poor feet could handle the 50 lb jack plus about 100 lbs of frieght on the pallet. I don't think my managers really care they just laugh and tell me to stop dancing and get back to work.

[bluekat]

Originally posted by 2kitties
I got ISS in 8th grade because I pulled a boy's pants down in the hallway of the school during class change. It was in revenge because he pulled mine down in gym class (that was the popular joke at the time, for the boys to pull down the girls sweats.) Well, most of the girls just cried about it or got embarrassed. Not me, I turned around and got the little jerk back.
Only problem was I got everything down, undies and all! Poor kid, there he was buck naked in the hall during class change. I got 3 days but it was WORTH IT! That a**hole kid never pulled another girl's pants down again. In fact, I may have put a stop to all that nonesense!

omg! LMAO!

[popcornbird]

Originally posted by 2kitties
I got ISS in 8th grade because I pulled a boy's pants down in the hallway of the school during class change. It was in revenge because he pulled mine down in gym class (that was the popular joke at the time, for the boys to pull down the girls sweats.) Well, most of the girls just cried about it or got embarrassed. Not me, I turned around and got the little jerk back.
Only problem was I got everything down, undies and all! Poor kid, there he was buck naked in the hall during class change. I got 3 days but it was WORTH IT! That a**hole kid never pulled another girl's pants down again. In fact, I may have put a stop to all that nonesense!

*faints*