Mine came about as a combo of my love of golf and my love
of the TV show, Xena. For the advertisments for Xena, they
use to have the tag line, "Battle On, Xena!". So I combined
golf with that to get "Par On", but I really sucketh at golf, so
figured "Par None" was more apropos.

Since I'm a bit of a procrastinator too, I also use "PARcrastinator"
on some other message boards I frequent.

Par I Are...