I really enjoyed reading all of these!

My dog Christy that I grew up with, she would say 'I love you' perfect. She was a malmute-timber wolf mix. I hate to say it, but she wasn't that smart though. Bless her heart. That was the only thing we could teach her in 20 years. She couldn't even learn the sit command!

Roxy is the smartest dog that I have ever had. When Jaden is climbing a tree or the swingset, she'll stand under him and anticipate him falling so she can catch him. Whenever she meets a small child or animal, she'll crawl to them on her belly. When adults walk her, she pulls like crazy. When Jaden walks her, she stays right by his side. She knows how to open the latch on the gate and hold it open while she pulls the gate (it's one of those spring loaded ones that close one way) open with her paw. She also knows how to scoot her doghouse to the fence, then get on top of the house and jump the fence. She can open the screen door. Apparently she can eat my panties too without leaving a trace.

Teddy, when we say "Go get your girlfriend!" He runs and gets his Teddy sized golden retriever stuffed animal. He's had it for about 9 months, yet he destroys every other stuffed animal within a day. Don't ask me what he does with the retriever. You don't want to know.

Dusty, I am sorry. Mama loves you to death, but you aren't the sharpest tool in the shed.