OMG! Those are soooo true!

I will not walk on the keyboard when my human is writing important emiognaierp ga3qi4 taij@3tgv aa35 a=
That's Ron.



I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when she's on the family room floor trying to do sit ups
Raven climbs on my back and lays down whenever I am trying to do pushups.