'Dja heer dat, Kai? I'me DA man!
Don't go strate tripin' thoe! I can teech ya ta bee a ladEE'z man tu..
Watz up babee,
Mum sayz I hafta get off nowe, but I'll bee bak fur yu, swete stuffz. Rawr. Night, shooga.
Wif Luv And Kissez--
OzEE aka Da Man!