My perfect cat,

First I want her to be Min-size. (if there can be Min-Pins, etc....I can have a Min-cat )

Female
Long haired calico, with the fluffiest tail.
Blue eyes
White belly
loves to be held, but doesn't dig her nails into me when making bread.
Never gets fleas.
toilet trained and can flush it.
Likes baths.
And can put my Boxer in his place.

If I'm going for a fantasy....I might as well go for it all the way.

she can talk, but only to me.