Eddie Eddie Eddie!

This is Rocky, yer friend. You gotta get outta there now! No good can come of this. I got conned into that stuff last month. Made me sick as a dog- and I don't know any kitty who wants to be a dog-.

See, they told me I was getting the medal too. Well, apparently some of us are allergic to da medal. I puked for 3 days. Den, I had to go back there again! The nerve of my meowmie. They game to 2 TWO more medals and den some fluid stuff under my skin. Made me all sloshy.

Run Eddie. Make somebody else go in yer place. It's a cruel cruel world out dere!

Yer Friend,
Rocky da Cat