Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
I'm told I am going on a excursion on Saturday.

Blondie says after that

I can go in the back yard (with a harness and leash.)...
Oopsie...

We jest read da fine print wun more tyme...

Sorrie, Big Ed - but we dont fink yur goin out inna YARD on Saturday...


Ya noticed a not-so-phunnie lookin BOX wiffa Handel On Top layin round?? BeWARE of treetz placed in said BOX... It'z a horribul CONN JOB ta get ya inna BOX!

An dont sweat da Howze Key -
yurz wont werk onna door yur gonna be behind on Saturday!

Wunner iffin yur White Coat wearz *white* - or mebbee Green Kammaflauze kuz he wuz inna Armee?? Prolly not gonna much uvva konsurn to you, tho...

Oh well; dont fite it - ya kant win!
Mite wanna polish up yur Lollie Popz wun last tyme on Friday nite -
kinda doubt youze gonna have da oppurtoonitee ta ebber do it agin...

But don wurrie - ebberbiddie tellz us dey is jest
Extree Partz ya dont relee need!

OH yea ~ Eet a relee BIG Lunch on Friday -
kuz ya wont be gettin NO suppur!!

An tell em ya wunt a nice, *brite* kulor Kone to wear -
they gottem in Kulorz now!