Wooo that sounds painful, especially the cracking noise.

I use to play a game with Maddie when she was lil', where
she'd try to jump up and kiss me in the face. I'd always pull
back before she got there, so she'd miss me. She'd watch
me out of the corner of her eye, pretending not to be paying
attention to me, and then spring into action, but I was always
ready for her.

Weeeelllll, I had a friend take care of her, while I went on
vacation and forgot to mention about the gotcha game.
The friend leaned over to fill her food bowl and Maddie
nailed her. Busted her lip right open. She said Maddie looked
dazed too. I bet! She was probably wondering what the heck
was the matter with my friend for not understanding the rules
of the game.

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