Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
And, since he is a polydactyl (bet you didn't know that about Mr. Goody Two Shoes, now did you????)
Well, no, as a matter of fact, Mz Edwina, I did not know that! I never noticed - and I love it when they're polydactyl! How could I not notice that?!!?

But upon close examination of your "hiding place" I can only conclude that you are being a bit of a "tease" and you wanted Eddie to find you

Edwina, you still don't look too happy, but at least you've cut out all those swear words from your messages

Edwina, I think that you may have cast a love spell on Eddie. This may be the reason he wants/needs to be with you all the time

How could Eddie NOT want to be close to you? He's probably smitten by your loveliness and style.

to all of these. I think we've all got Mz Edwina pretty well figured out.....or so we think.