I look at the second photo and I think "look at that innocent little baby sleeping - how can anyone call her a NAWTEE-CAT???"

But do take heart, you are not alone. I too am a victim of this crime wave. So far I have lost: a mobile phone charger, a parallel printer cable, the ORIGINAL of the LEASE for my house numerous telephone cables (the twisty bouncy ones), two sets on horizontal kitchen blinds and a leather handbag!

Of course all I can do is say to her "Oh Ally - don't do that again......snuggle snuggle" and then rush out to buy a replacement for whatever she has eaten before Daddy gets home from work and finds out!