Originally posted by Tonya
When everyone is whistling at school, check to see if your skirt is stuck in your backpack.
Don't ever laugh hysterically at your work partner for falling chest deep in the mud. You'll fall into the same hole the next day.
If the front desk calls and asks you to close the door in a Cancun hotel, don't walk naked to the door to see if it's open. They may be referring to your room door, not the building door. And there might be five employees standing there trying to close your door since you told them it wasn't your responsibility. (Damn Corona's!)
Always make sure your voice chat is turned off before you start talking smack about your cousin's kid and her parenting abilities.
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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