here we go.....

the line that made me lmao was the reason for scheduling the arraignment at 4 central, 6 eastern time......


"so the people of Eagle, Colorado could take care of their business at the courthouse in the morning...."



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Memo


To: Richard
From: Common Sense

Don't go to Colorado. Never, ever, ever.

If a small town of 3,000 HAS to schedule a high profile case in the P.M. so that it-

A) can make the six p.m. news on the east coast.

B) and make sure ALL the cases can be heard in the morning, to keep from pissing off the locals.


You can only draw two conclusions-
They are a lawless, crime ridden, town (just what does go wrong in Eagle??? blowing up mailboxes?
cow tipping? running the red light in the middle of town??

And the city fathers decided to opt for the "Dan Rather traveloge"..............

"Dan Rather reporting from Eagle, Colorado where in minutes Kobe Bryant will enter the courtroom for the preliminary hearing in his sexual assault case....."