-Never attempt to walk down a non grass covered hill after it rains...LAND SLIDE!!!

-Never leave oatmeal in your room for long periods of time.

-Burnt hair stinks...watch where you lean.

-Never stept foot in the Dog House unless you are pepared to clean your shorts afterwards.

-Bomb Shelters are deep.

-The kiddy pool is never as deep as it may look.

-An Aloe Plant looks cool...but is raunchy when it dies.