Dear Miss Edwina,
This is your friend Taz. My mom did the same thing to me last year. She brought home this squeaky, stinky runt thing named Rocky. Urgh. I was so mad. He smelled so weird and somebody told my mom that it would be a good idea to rub tuna juice behind both our ears.
Nope, that didn't do a thing. He was still stinky. Then, after a few days, she let him eat with me and use my sand boxes. I was very angry and I acted like a real brat. I beat that little kitten to a pulp every time I could.
But, eventually I got used to him and gave him a chance. And, you know what? I found out that he was actually pretty cool. I have to say, it is a lot better to have a friend around to talk to and play with. That's for sure.
Give him a chance, Miss Edwina. Think of it like this: You're the queen of the house, you have lots to teach this guy. And, you may be able to get him to help you clean your ears. Now, that's worth it!

Your friend,
Taz