Well I'm one of the older members-I'm 51-just like slick;but everyone thinks I'm about 20 something because I have a strange sense of humour-oh, yeah forgive the u's in spelling I had an odd education; I was born in Germany& educated by strange English ladies who wore sensible shoes. My name is Charlene, I live in Indianapolis, Indiana which is famous for the Indy 500 race and persimmon pudding-a fabulous dessert and an effective roof patch. I'm an artist-graduated from a classic art school; our models were nude not nekkid. I've had terriers all of my life;but, alas, am beastieless right now-I travel too much! never married and no children-well none of the human variety. I'm real trivia buff and am the undefeated champ of Win Ben Stein's Money-don't all ask for an autograph at once. I write comedy for a few sites-puns mostly-real groaners! And I'm deathly allergic to chocolate-if anyone wants my Valentine candy just ask!!