Dear Tabby,

I have been trying to apply all the advise I received but it is DIFFICULT. Eduardo seems to think he can go ANYWHERE he wants in MY house! I even caught him in MY BOUDOIR!!!

And his table manners... He wolfs down his food and then he watches me daintily eat mine. Last night he had his turkey on the floor and then jumped up on the table where I was dining. I was so distressed I couldn't finish my dinner.

However, I felt strangely mellow yesterday. We even did nose touches. I don't know what came over me. I have the same feeling today.

If he won't go away, can he at least understand that I am Numero Uno, the Boss, the Queen???????

With resignation,

Winny