Dear Edwina,

I feel your pain. Since you seem to have an affinity for that awful boy that lives in this house, Butter, would you mind switching?? I think I would much prefer Eduardo to Butter, and better yet, maybe you could have both, then they could entertain each other and I could be left out completely! I would suggest that your human send Eduardo to my mom, and I'll come up there with you, but I don't think that would go over very well, and I would definitely miss my human girl, Helen, who spoils me rotten.

I will think hard on what you should do. In the meantime, I guess you have to at least try to get along with that boy cat that talks alot. What in the world do our parents see in them??? I'll never understand.

I hope Miley will reply to you too, as she is struggling with the same things right now!

Your concerned friend,
Mimi