Karen, that's too funny - and too true, unfortunately!

As for those adult commercials, I find them amusing ...

The "Adult Cafe" which is a "party line" service. Yes, you too can meet a hot, spunky guy or gal at a party line. Yes, really! Nooo, of course our members are not desperate! Serial killers? Prostitutes? Noooo, of course not!

The Adult 0055/1900 services - yes, that buxom blond wearing a few strings of fishing wire and not much else is going to be the sultry voice on the other line when you call in. Of course you won't be speaking to Buxom Bertha sitting in her own filth in a caravan in the middle of a desert. No, you won't be speaking to Charlene, either, who used to be "Charles" until the surgery!

The Herbal Essences shampoo - false advertising! Didn't get shiny hair either!

The Viagra ads - surrrrrrrre, Pele has delicate men's problems. Heck, I'm a gal and if I were paid 20,000,000 I'd gladly go on TV and declare that I had delicate men's problems. Even funnier is the Viagra ad featuring a crane trying to stand tall. LOL.

On a more serious note ...

I saw a commercial on TV today for Stihl chain-saws. I was half asleep when I saw the ad, but there was a cat in it, and at the end of the commercial, the guy buzzed the chain-saw and the cat screamed in pain. I hope it was sleep deprivation and not advocating animal cruelty!