One night Corkscrew and I got into a huge fight over tampons. It must have been around 4 a.m. and I was awakened to a strange crinkle sound. I roll out of bed and see Corkscrew with a tampon in his mouth. I take it from him and hide it in a drawer, a minute later I hear crinkle crinkle crinkle. So I roll out of bed and take another tampon out of his mouth and hid it in my drawer. He kept opening up my cabinet door in the bathroom and taking them out! After the 5th tampon I got so upset that I ended up grabbing a handful of tampons and tossing them out into the living room. The next morning my roommate was like "what's with all the tampons?"
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