We could housemind your spotties if you go away!

Bring a can of any colour but Barbie pink. I got the new Laminex catalogue and that colour isn't used any more, surprise, surprise!

We were there today and the best news is that there is a paddock over the back fence with about six horses! One looks quite old and a bit lean, but we'll have him fattened up in no time. He doesn't have a rug on so I'll have to be nosy and find the owner - at this stage in his life he deserves a bit of help to keep warm.

And I saw a Siamese cat crossing the street, which must be good luck. But why do people let their animals out on the roads, grrrrrr