just this past week i was walking down the hall when a
halfwit fires up the CP and proceeds to hold this conversation.

HW: we just got here (hospital), we drove two hours...

the other end: blah, blah blah....

HW: Well, it looks like Carol is not gonna make it.....

I felt bad because carol was not going to make it and i wondered
how carol would have felt knowing this chowderhead was making her imminent demise public knowledge.

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this afternoon i was standing in line at the bank when this
gent starts to pace the counter area, repeating a name over and over again.

it being HollyWeird and having see quite a few
lost souls walking and talking to themselves, i brace for the
possibility that this guy is gonna flip out, I mean, when you see some one looking at the ceiling, repeating a name over and over,
and walking aimlessly about you kinda figure the guy has problems.....no, no problems, just a cell phone...

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now, the technology makes everyone Uhura.......

my boss has a cordless earpiece connected to his cordless cell phone which enables his to be as cool as Uhura, you know the gal that Capt. Kirk asks for a hailing frequency to the Romulan
warship..........now i really have a reason for ignoring him.....

"i thought you were on the phone...." i'd tell him that i thought he was talking to the Klingons, but then i'd have to listen to his
having 'ALL THE FIRST SEASON S.T. episodes on DVD", but....


the batteries in my phaser are dead, so i'd have to slug him.......


technology,
can't live without it.....
can't live with it