My Dad's Saint Bernard is named Bruni
When I visit she always goes loony
She'll wag and she'll wiggle
She's a big furry giggle
All wrapped up in love, she's a goony!

A graceless Great Dane was our Gracie
Whose black fur soon went grey like crazy
Her muzzle turned white
And just glowed in the night
But her smile stayed bright as a daisy!

A big black Great Dane was our Grace
Who ran so fast we'd never chase
She'd escape swift, then stop
On the neighbor's hilltop
And glance back, daring us to race!