Jasmine's nickname used to be Nagasaki after the nuclear-sized stinkers she used to drop. Thank goodness her digestive system has matured

Someone still does silent but deadlies but we haven't worked out who it is. Shane and I will be sitting in the loungeroom and all of a sudden I'll be, "PWOARRRRR Did you fart, Shane?". And he'll go, "No, I can't sme ... WOARRRRRRR what was that? Did you do that?" And I'll say, "Nooooo way, my butt's not capable of that intensity." So we ask the cats one by one if they did the stinker (we don't do this when we have visitors). I think it's Tabasco Stinkybutt