Dearest Catman, you are a shiny, beautiful boy! But, what is it you do that your person thinks is bizarre? It's intriguing. However, it seems to me that if I were taped into a small box and thrown into a dumpster, I'd be bizarre, too! But, not as bizarre as the sick person who did it (may he have a miserable life).

Congratulations, sweet boy, on being our Cat of The Day! Live long and prosper!