Shouldn't be hard to find the thieves if they actully did snort a few lines: barking, wagging their butts, humping people's legs, and a few other activities that I'll refrain from posting, even if this is the "doghouse".

Yes, it is very sad - I would hate to have someone steal and abuse my mother's ashes, which are here with me. But I have found a sense of humor can get you through the toughest times, and I know my mom would have laughed her head off at this story!! Especially as it seems to come from England, where her father hailed from.