Hi Ti - Diz iz Ketchum - got on da puta coz Meowmie went in da kichen!
Youz iz one handsome dude - we'z all beleeves it woz da Eester bUnny dat trashed da howsse - dats wot Eester bUnnys do!! Anywayz Ti wez all hopes youz settlez in and geds freendly wif Mz Miley - she'z one gorgush ladycat. Member youz P'z and Q'z and evryfink will be kule.
Gotta scram - kan here Meowmie comin bak!

Welcome Big Boy frum Ketchum, Dan and Ms Bagel xxxx