Fister, it's so wonderful to see you finally embracing civilian life, and gaining total and complete control over John and Randi. We know you had that control before, but now you're learning to enjoy yourself with it, and sometimes just controlling for the sake of controlling, just to watch the humans perform for you. You are such a smart kitty, and so handsome. I love all the pictures of you, and wonder what you were saying when you were howling at the moon. You do look like a kitten when you're playing, and you look like the royal king you are all tucked in bed.

Now what we need to know is, do you succumb to hugs, skritchies and smoochies, and more importantly - pets? I sure hope so, because if I ever make it to your house, I'm going to hug, smooch, skritch and pet you 'til you can't stand it anymore. Then all you need to do is show your knives and I'll stop in a flash.