Brilliant idea Edwinas Secretary! I was wondering whether to lease him out or auction him. But then I thought - I can’t sell him, so I’ve already prepared a sign to post on the auction site:



The leasing rates will be very high, and will have to include first class transport for him and his “minders” to the chosen location, all food, and of course accommodation (preferably 5-star hotel with access to an aviary).

john