Boots, da Kat, here ~

Yeah ~ Been IN der an dun dat... (*NUTZ*)

I spent hole dayz in Klozetz an Kupburdz
Kuz I uzed ta go skamperin in soon as Dad opened wun up...
He nebber *looks* affore he slamz da door shut - an I wuz nebber smart enuff ta start *hollerin* soon as it got *dark* inside. (Dumm me! )

I uzually check out da Fridge frum the kitchun kounter - lean around an stick my hed in while the door'z open. That'll getcha a hed-ake iffin the door slammer izint *watchin* affore he slamz it...

Morul of da storrie - Ya otta ansur when da Hoomin kallz! I uzed ta relie onna Dawgz ta tell Dad iffin I wuz trapped sumwhere - but them Dummiez nebber tell'd him when I wuz inna Kloset...
Gotta start *ansurin* when he hollerz "Boots! Where IZ ya?!"

/s/ Boots