Okay, as a single female, I am going to give you my theory about "the good ones".

All the good ones are either:

Married
Gay
Priests
Living out of State
Pushing baby carriages
Dead
Crazy
Having Pampers in their shopping carts
Baby seats in their cars
or are serial killers.

I'm sure I could think of more. Anyone who would like to add to the list, please feel free to do so.

One question I have is...Where DOES one go to find a compatible mate