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  1. 12-19-2021, 04:27 AM #1
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    I know a goodie, so I will try to translate it.....

    A woman buys a new wardrobe for the bedroom.
    She wants to surprise her husband, so she decides to assemble it all by herself
    But, every time the tram passes her house, the wardrobe falls apart.... .
    She keeps trying several times. All in tears, she rings the shop where she bought it.
    The shopkeeper feels so sorry for her and promises to come to her house in the afternoon.

    The man assembles the wardrobe, but again it falls apart the moment the tram passes.
    He says:"Ok, there mùst be something wrong, but I have nò idea what it might be.
    I suggest I get inside this thing, and when the tram passes, I hope to see what happens!"

    So the man does this, and closes the door.
    But then her husband gets home... .
    He wants to take a shower and takes an ironed shirt in the old wardrobe.
    Right this moment a tram passes, and the wardrobe falls apart again...!
    The man who was in it says "This is NOT what you think sir, I was only waiting for the next tram!!!"
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    Oh, that's funny! Thanks, Lut!

    I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

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    From my co-worker who writes "dad jokes" on her white board...
    Where do snowmen put their money? In snowbanks
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    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    GROAN!!!
    I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.

    -- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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    An Olympics joke ... where do curling teams get breakfast when they're on vacation? Broom service.
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    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Why doesn't a pirate bathe before he's made to walk the plank? - He's going to wash up on shore.
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    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Q: How do you make a water bed bouncier?
    A: Fill it with spring water
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    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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    Q: Why was the room full of married people still empty?
    A: There wasn't a single person in it.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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