Our PT joke thread

[cassiesmom]

What happens if you see a robbery at an Apple store? You are an iWitness!

[Kay Burton]

What happens if you see a robbery at an Apple store? You are an iWitness!

Most likely it will. To be honest, I still don't get Apple's joke. Wild overpricing, there are devices not worse, but much cheaper.

[cassiesmom]

Where does a stallion go when he needs to see the doctor? To the HORSEpital

[cassiesmom]

ONe of my co-workers writes a "dad joke" on her white board almost every day. Here's a recent one ...

How do you tell a good joke about pizza? It's all in the delivery. *groan*

[phesina]

Good ones, Elyse.. Thank you!

[cassiesmom]

ONe of my co-workers writes a "dad joke" on her white board almost every day. Here's a recent one ...

Here's another recent one: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where is pop corn?" *groan*

[Cat Daddy]

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”

Passenger: “Who?”

Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”

Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”

Cabbie: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”

Passenger: “Sounds like he was really something special.”

Cabbie: “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.”

Passenger: “Wow, what a guy!”

Cabbie: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”

Passenger: “How did you meet him?”

Cabbie: “I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.”

[Kay Burton]

Here's another recent one: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where is pop corn?" *groan*

It's funny. I haven't heard this joke before. I need to remember.

[cassiesmom]

ONe of my co-workers writes a "dad joke" on her white board almost every day.

Here's another recent one. She's sharing Halloween jokes...

Q: What's the most important subject for a witch to learn in school?
A: Spelling.

[phesina]

Hee hee! Oh, that's funny... and quite clever, too!

Thanks, Elyse, to your co-worker for the joke and to you for sharing it with us!

Boo!

[cassiesmom]

From my co-worker's "dad joke" file... Do you know a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Strawberries.