Dearest Rascal, you are adorable indeed! What a sweet little Cocker Spaniel/Poodle mix lady you are. You joined your dear person when you weighed just four pounds and were just 12 weeks old. Now you're ten years old, and you've been together all that time! You're still full of energy, and you make him/her smile with your antics. You sometimes go to work together on Fridays, and you're the charmer of the office! You especially love playing with your tennis ball. How nice to read about your squirrel friend! You and your dear person (and we're sure the squirrel) love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Rascal, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and squirrel friend and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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